drowninthesea asked: Are you doing NaNo this year?
I am indeed. I actually won last year \o/ So I sort of feel obligated to make another attempt this year.
Anonymous asked: Do you ever drink on your own? My friends are calling me an alchy just because I like to have a drink or two (or five) on my own every once in a while :( (like once a month maybe)
Ahahahaha. I am the worst person to ask about healthy drinking habits, seriously. I mean, yes, I drink on my own? I don’t get wasted, but I usually have a gin&tonic at the end of the day, just because life is hard and gin is delicious.
An alcoholic is someone whose mood or ability to function is dependent upon the consumption of alcohol, or whose mood and functioning are adversely affected by the lack of alcohol. It is NOT defined by how many drinks it takes for you to get drunk, where you drink, who you drink with, or what you drink.
So unless you can’t get through the night without pounding a few down, I’m pretty sure that a) you’re not an alcoholic, and b) your friends are morons.
And on today’s episode of Horrible Food Concoctions I Will Eat So I Don’t Have To Go Grocery Shopping….
Scrambled eggs with Thai red chili sauce! And like, salt! And for dessert… tea with a healthy dose of Courvoisier to numb the pain of that viciously unpleasant-tasting meal!
This are literally the only things I have left in my apartment, fml, I’m so bad at being an adult…
"They were miserable men who were granted a few moments of transcendence, and they had the talent and foresight to grab pen and paper and write it down. Byron was probably the happiest of the lot, only because he put his dick in everything."
Can someone please explain why people who live alone on TV always have fully stocked refrigerators?
Because my apartment literally has nothing in it besides gin, limes, and nonfat yogurt…